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From all the Palmers + extended family
28.12.08

Well that’s got Christmas out of the way, next stop New Year and then we have Wolverhampton's AGM on the 13th of January followed by the presentation evening on the 31st of January.

We are still living off Turkey and Ham at the moment along with finishing off the contents of certain bottles which must be consumed immediately they have been opened. Whilst on the subject of too much Christmas spirit, rumour has it that Richard Tudor has got engaged to Jo his long standing partner.

I am disappointed as I have been saving myself for Jo even though they recently bought a house together. Anyway congratulations Rich and Jo, remember what they say ‘new house new bab……… perhaps this is time to change the subject.

Weather has been good for Motocross over Christmas but J4M54 has been shut and we never fancy the Wildmoor switch-back that much. The circuit is a lot better now although still a little tight but there is usually a good crowd there. I still think it’s too cold for motocross plus the shooting season is still on.

Ryan came shooting the other week so Nathan came this time but I don’t think he enjoys it as much as Ryan. Unfortunately when we got back to the cottage at the end of the day someone had broken in and stolen the booze. I have not calmed down since Nathan’s bike was stolen and to find that low-life’s even affect shooting just shows how inadequate our Police force has become.

What was astonishing was that the red wine that was stolen was Beaujolais trash which should match the skull content of whoever stole it quite well, plus can you believe stealing booze from a house when you can hear shotguns going off all around you?

Lucky not to get caught. You bet.

21.12.08

Got Nathan’s new riding kit for next year, all we need now is a bike. I like people that can prioritise. Ryan has asked Santa for some goggles. I tried to explain to him that Experts have a new pair of goggles every other week, just ask Nathan, and whatever happens make sure that you don’t buy the same make twice because then you can buy another 10packs of rip off’s (Nathan insists on calling them ‘tear off’s’ but have you seen the price) so that we can add to the 678 other opened, but unused, packs of rip offs on the truck.

We didn’t have Rip off’s when I was a lad, but most tracks had a stream crossing that acted as a wash system or we operated like Santa and left our goggles off. Personally I would rather follow a motocross bike without goggles than sit on a sleigh with eight reindeer in front that have just eaten an extraordinary amount of carrots and mince pies. Old Santa loves to feel the wind in his hair but with the view he has I think a pair of goggles might be preferable.

Anyway Santa may not visit next year as rumour has it that the noise meter man is taking measurements with regard to how loud the sleigh bells are and Health and Safety are concerned about the public wearing head protection when the sleigh is overhead. The Police are concerned about insecure loads on the sleigh and the tax man wants us all to declare any gifts received and their current value.

Fortunately the government can sort all these problems out by giving our banks another big payout. This will force the banks to do nothing again other than inform us that ‘it’s happening in America as well’. Remember the Americans didn’t invent Christmas, they just commercialised it.

Went shooting on Wednesday and Vanessa came to take some photographs. I am still trying to use up those useless Hellfire cartridges but fortunately my best shot of the day was a partridge which Star (the dog) was photographed retrieving. I am going to throw the rest of those cartridges away, they are shameful.

Went beating for the guns on Saturday as we had some visitors on our shoot. The team were quite young, I guess average age about 25 but it was a pleasure to see them ‘having a go’.

Funny thing was none of them found the need to constantly spit and they didn’t swear all the time. They were extremely well mannered and polite and were a pleasure to talk to. I did try to talk them into having a go at motocross but then realised they were also sensible so I just thought ‘f**k it’ and walked off.

Hope Santa calls.  

Big Malk's Weekly Rant 14.12.08

What a cold week that was!

Shooting Wednesday at the second syndicate I am a member of. I think I may be going a little too often at the moment but it is good fun.

Mick Alsop has been round home most days this week building walls and generally making a mess. Poor old Mick has had the weather against him all week but I think we are near the ‘tidy up’ stage now. Mick is still struggling to get around after his big ‘off’ at Branston in September.

Sunday’s practice at Bromsberrow was cancelled on Saturday. Ken Winstanley checked the circuit and wisely called it off due to all the wet weather we had suffered. A brave decision I thought and the correct one but this was the first of this type of event after many years and a large amount of work had been put in. It would have been easy to take the money and ‘hang’ the consequences as no doubt the moaners are going to have a field day anyway.

I hope they can go again in the near future.

Went to the fixture meeting for the Midlands Groups at the AMCA office on Saturday and I thought it went quite well. No doubt there will be some changes to the fixture list, it’s inevitable, but the bulk of the work will stand. It’s a shame that South Shrops group run so many meetings as this reduces rider’s chances to try anywhere else but I’m not complaining and hopefully they will get a little more revenue from visiting riders.

We have three Motoduro’s organised for the start of the season, great if that’s what you want but I am not impressed with them being counted as an event on the motocross calendar. The name is the clue, they are not motocross and they do not take the same effort to organise.

The big plus is that all motocross entries will be reduced back to £18.00 next season as although it was felt that not so many riders will be racing next year the new grouping will increase the number of riders attending. So if you ride every scheduled meeting in South Staffs next year you will save £62.00. Almost the cost of a Transponder.

Newport Hare & Hounds 07.12.08
Report & Pics by Malk Palmer
Missed the open day at the AMCA on the 6th as I had to go shooting again (shame) but I was given some expensive cartridges to use called ‘hellfire’. Like most things in life you look at the name and think with a title like that they must be brilliant but sadly the s was missing off the print. Shellfire would have been better as they did make a very impressive bang but like a long range shell I never saw the result!

Ryan rode at Newport Club’s Hare and Hound event on Sunday which made a change but I am not a big fan. I rode one of these events when I was in my early twenties and got a ‘bronze award’ (that’s third nowadays) in my first event but I didn’t think much of the day other than it was a bit of fun. The next event like this I rode was my last, I have never craved ‘bike time’, If you want to ride for hours buy a road bike, the cheating was endemic and there was no cut and thrust of racing.

Ryan went with his old school friend Paul Curran who normally races road bikes. Wisely he has bought a KTM for the winter and the pair of them seemed to enjoy Newport Club's Christmas Extravaganza, ‘Riding on Ice’.

The ground never thawed out so wherever the ground had been damp it stayed frozen. By the end of the day the track looked as if no one had used it in many parts but in others deep loose ruts had formed. It makes me smile how all summer we run around clucking away about our rules in motocross and then you come to an event like this and everything goes on its head.

Imagine a start with over 50 riders in it and not one Marshall Point anywhere on the circuit. Pegs and tape wherever bystanders decided to help fallen riders and riding on a frozen circuit. I am not complaining, I am just saying that there must be some middle ground somewhere here.

It was nice to see some old friends from other groups for a change and a lot of new faces trying their first off road meeting.

Paul and Ryan enjoyed the day (I think) but I don’t think either of them would swap a 10-15 minute race for a 1 hour ride around, it just doesn’t have the bite of a race. Paul’s mother went to race control to see if her son had finished anywhere. Before she went she had asked me how the lap-scorers could score accurately at this type of event (Paul owns 4/5 different types of transponder for road racing). Jokingly I said ‘it's easy really, they lapscore the odd fast rider but mainly it's down to friends and family’.

When Paul’s mother returned she said some rider’s parent had been complaining at race control that their son had won the race (I use the term race loosely) and explained that the way the parent had worked it out was like this. ‘No one was in front of him but every-one else was behind him’. Now I call that a convincing argument but no, the parent was sent away.

For me, that captured the mood of the day, it wasn’t a race it was a ride but someone had to win otherwise what was the point? Yes that was it……. What was the point?

Newport Club organised an enjoyable day and other than multiple shortcuts around the circuit it all went very well I thought. 

One final point. I didn’t see any of the really fast lads cutting the circuit they just got on with it and hopefully got the rewards they deserve.

Our Lads enjoyed it so I guess that if there is no motocross they may try it again. Personally I think next time they go to an event like this I may paint the garage floor.

 
 
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